Art Gallery Worker Gifts

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

Picture Sale

A Dog Plays A Trick On A Man In A Museum.

Security guard games.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Art of Surviving

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

In the art gallery

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Understanding art.

"While, yes, I could produce those strokes, I lack the context to position an image in the ongoing conversation of contemporary art as enclosed by capitalist forces."

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

"It's my latest work...I only vomited it this morning."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

How Art Works.