Gallery Worker Gifts

'Rodin's wet blanket'

Rodin's Card School

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Painting taking root...

Misunderstood artist

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Now this I get."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Art Gallery.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

German School

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"I read 'Art News.'"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

The sunglasses.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Gallery Pranks