Museum Staff Mugs

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

'Call the police. Some vandal has wrecked the Tracy Emin installation!'

"Do we want the label, too?"

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

The Death of Chatterton - After Restoration

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

Statue cleaner.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

An Unfortunate Museum Gift Shop

"Err..the exhibits are this way, dear"

Closed for Renovation

'I can't decide...is he ignoring the smoking ban, or entering into the spirit of the exhibition?'

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

'What are you doing after the joint closes tonight?'

The Surprising Job of a Museum Cleaner

Clipart.

Art Gallery with Signs for Religious paintings, Atheist paintings, and Agnostic paintings.

'Art gallery.'

The Nosy Cleaner

'No photographs!'

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

'Oh great, I just finished straightening all these.'

The storm in a picture is felt in the art gallery.

Egyptian Statue Provides Reading Material

Blind man's guide dog is looking at art in an art gallery.

"There is nothing wrong with your eyes. They all really looked like that."

"I've never worked at a picture gallery before..."

New Ways of Using Masks

"Are you the idiot that hung this upside-down?"