Planetarium Patron Pillows

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Tut and Carmen.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

Wildcats Strike.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Tilted painting

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

The five inhospitable gas giants

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

John Ruskin

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

Life Discovered on Mars

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Theatrical Christmas.

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

Ghost of Christmas Future

Convention of municipal gardeners.

Rocket

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

Spaceman

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

Global Warming