Planetarium Visitor Mugs

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

Blue Origin

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Slinky Cow World

Too much monkey business...

Zoo animals.

Wild Cow.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Such a sedentary lifestyle."

Newton's cradle

UFO and snowman

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

Tiger

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

"I've hired a new nit-picker: he's been great so far!"

Bat

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Bus for Giraffes.

"Now that's just low-down mean."

Giraffe and Gloves.

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

The five inhospitable gas giants