Planet Prowler Gifts

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I love you too, big guy."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Climate Crisis

Just Stop Boil

Global Warmer 2000.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."