Planet Prowler Gifts

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

North Pole

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Natural Disasters

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Global Warmer 2000.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Climate Crisis

Just Stop Boil

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'