Night Prowler Gifts

'It's 10pm do you know where your cat is?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Questions

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

Scarecrow.

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

"Honey, you're sleepworking again."

Stormy Night

Blues Nite Pub

Moon crooner

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Exercise for the end of the day...

Nerd night at the club.

'I can't believe I phoned my ex at 4 in the morning and go the wrong number. Still, if I look on the upside...it's lucky I didn't get the right number.'

"Really?"

"Look—there it goes again!"

"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"

Candlestick at Night

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"Same time next month?"

"When I said I was 'all-in', I meant I was going to bed... and I'm not saying that just because I lost the hand."

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

"Listen. I've got to be honest here. I'm not actually a proper pigeon."

'Every dog has his day - But the nights belong to us.'