Internet Prowler Gifts

"Listen. I've got to be honest here. I'm not actually a proper pigeon."

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Alternative Medicine

Travelogue

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

The new Physics

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Desert wifi

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"Most of my ideas just come to me from out of the blue."

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

I'd rather be phishing.

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

"It looked different on the internet."

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

WWW.World.com

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

People told me virtual dating was safe!