Market Prowler Gifts

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Travel looks strong!

Standard And P****d.

Larry's Literary Market

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'We're counting on inflation.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Exchange Rate.

Chinese Stock Market Crash