Market Prowler Gifts

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Jumping Wall Street.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Travel looks strong!

Larry's Literary Market

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'We're counting on inflation.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Exchange Rate.

Chinese Stock Market Crash

Bank Ratings Lowered.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."