Urban Prowler Gifts

'Every dog has his day - But the nights belong to us.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

Wifi in Hell

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Hugh fans!"

"I have no thumbs."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

City Boy.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."