Urban Trailblazer Gifts

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Make the Subway Safe

"Who needs to go off-roading?"

Lakeonia National Park: Car parking and park area.

See you at Charing Cross!

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Queen of Upcycling!

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Hither and Yon sign

"Trail mix?"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Women in a cross country race

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Dolores is so avant garde.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Bear Signpost.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"