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"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Airlines

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Flight Socks.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

I warned you to keep it low!

Bev puts on an old favorite

'An do you, Sharon, promise to share part of your airliner seat with Don?'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Airline concerns.

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

Airshow.

Multiple Migs

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'