Planes And Propellers Lover Gifts

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

Flight Socks.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

I warned you to keep it low!

'An do you, Sharon, promise to share part of your airliner seat with Don?'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

Bev puts on an old favorite

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

Airline concerns.

'I wish I looked like a model.'

Airshow.

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

Multiple Migs

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"