Propeller Enthusiast T-Shirts

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

Yellow Airplane

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'He must be going economy!'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'