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'Trust you to have a fetish for b52 bombers.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Wow, what a DILF."

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"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

Bike powered computer.

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Pirate trying on parrots.

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Check the Chicken fingers on Table seven

'Not the funky chicken?'

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"