Propeller Pal Pillows

'Trust you to have a fetish for b52 bombers.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Wow, what a DILF."

Intellectual Property

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Bike powered computer.

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

Pirate trying on parrots.

Check the Chicken fingers on Table seven

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."