Plugged-in Pal T-Shirts

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'That was fun!'

World Tour.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Intellectual Property

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

Returning to reading

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

Checking watch

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

Friends Yeah!

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

'Did you know Geoffrey was once a tennis umpire?'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"You know, you're a great pal! You're a little cold at first, but a guy can really warm up to you!"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."