Piste Performer Gifts

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Rock Climber

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Musical Bicycle.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Brass Band

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

The Ladder to Heaven

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

Sergei Prokofiev.

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Victor Borge.

Soccer Fans.

Hockey cheerleaders.

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Ocean wave and mountain appear to be as one for surfer and mountain climber.

No U Turn.