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"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Rock Climber

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Musical Bicycle.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Brass Band

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

Hockey cheerleaders.

Sergei Prokofiev.

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

The Ladder to Heaven

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Soccer Fans.

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

No U Turn.