Pirate Chaser Gifts

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Froh

"He chases submarines."

The Great Rainbow of China

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Corporate pirate.

Desert Mirage

"Wow! Greta must have peed in the water!"

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

'Your backswing's too slow!'

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

"Never thought I'd see the day they clean the water tank."

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

"If birds fly over the rainbow, Garber, why, oh, why, can't I?"

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

'Wait till the last minute and then jump to the side.'

'Well, here it is, but I don't see any pot.'

'We need to move you out of cash and into equities.'

Gus never found the perfect wave

Arr...Italian it be.

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

Wishful Thinking

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

Rainbow Distraction