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'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

M.D. If you really want to lose weight, you should switch back to the hook.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Froh

The Great Rainbow of China

"He chases submarines."

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

Desert Mirage

Corporate pirate.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Never thought I'd see the day they clean the water tank."

"Wow! Greta must have peed in the water!"

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

'Your backswing's too slow!'

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

Luck of the IRS.

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

"If birds fly over the rainbow, Garber, why, oh, why, can't I?"

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'We need to move you out of cash and into equities.'

'Well, here it is, but I don't see any pot.'

Arr...Italian it be.

Gus never found the perfect wave

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

'Wait till the last minute and then jump to the side.'

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

Wishful Thinking

Rainbow Distraction