Pipe Predicament Analyst Gifts

"I'm sorry, sir, I can't inspect your water lines. I just read the meter."

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

J. R. R. Tolkien

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

Making it look easy.

Organ Player

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Alpine Pipe

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Pipe dreams!

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Lighting a Pipe

"I say!"

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

Sherlock Holmes.

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

The Source of the Thames...

Master Plumber

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

Trophy head.

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Arthur Conan Doyle