Pipe Problem Solver Gifts

"When is an IT consultant like a plumber?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Innovative

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Fittd shēt

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Thinking outside of the box

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Six Thinking Hats

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'