City Problem Solver Gifts

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"... It says 'Help - stranded in an urban heat island.'"

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'What's wrong now?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Innovative

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Thinking outside of the box

Six Thinking Hats

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"