Pinter Enthusiast Gifts

'He's done a lot of Pinter' (actor delivers famous line from Hamlet, but punctuated with long pauses)

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Pi Ala Mode.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Fishing from the Pier

Happy thoughts

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

James Barrie.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Harold Pinterest

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Oi! '

"Be rational."

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

The Pi Advantage

Pinterest shaming