Pinter Enthusiast Pillows

'He's done a lot of Pinter' (actor delivers famous line from Hamlet, but punctuated with long pauses)

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Pi Ala Mode.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

Fishing from the Pier

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

James Barrie.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Harold Pinterest

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

'Oi! '

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'We have the same pinterest.'

(Pi) 5 8. You can trust him to keep a secret --- He's non-repeating.

"Be rational."

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Hairy Potter.

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

Mathematician listens to a 'PiPod'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Pinterest shaming