Pint Advocate Pillows

"It's a contraceptive pill for men, take twelve of an evening."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Brickie's Mate

'It's a silent protest.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Beer Club for Men.

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'Oi! '

Beer

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Wish You Were Beer

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Did you spill my pint?'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

"We should have more physics in the biology and chemistry curricula."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

No Nesting

The Beer Whisperer

"Me too, I love these dog friendly pubs!"

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

'Cloudy beer! Global warming!'

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

You shouldn't knock them back so quickly. I had one stolen once!

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

"Of course I'm late. It was a game of two halves, fourteen pints and a night in jail."

"thanks for all your efforts Harry, but I am still going to have to sell the place."