Pint Participant Pillows

St Patrick's Day

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Brickie's Mate

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Baby dressed for the opera.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Beer Club for Men.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Beer

Wish You Were Beer

'Oi! '

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Did you spill my pint?'

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

"Me too, I love these dog friendly pubs!"

The Beer Whisperer