Pint Participant Mugs

St Patrick's Day

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

Happy thoughts

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Brickie's Mate

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Baby dressed for the opera.

Beer Club for Men.

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Wish You Were Beer

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Beer

'Oi! '

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Did you spill my pint?'

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Baby

"Me too, I love these dog friendly pubs!"