Pint Professional Pillows

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Beers

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Brickie's Mate

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Beer Club for Men.

"He may be the principal, but he's a terrible speller."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

'Oi! '

Wish You Were Beer

Beer

'Did you spill my pint?'

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Dog in a Flower Pot.

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"Me too, I love these dog friendly pubs!"

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'