Pint Professional Pillows

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Beers

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Brickie's Mate

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Beer Club for Men.

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"He may be the principal, but he's a terrible speller."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

Wish You Were Beer

Beer

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'Oi! '

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Did you spill my pint?'

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

Dog in a Flower Pot.

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

"Me too, I love these dog friendly pubs!"

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.