Pint Advocate Prints

"It's a contraceptive pill for men, take twelve of an evening."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Beers

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Brickie's Mate

'It's a silent protest.'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

Beer Club for Men.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Oi! '

Beer

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

Wish You Were Beer

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Did you spill my pint?'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"We should have more physics in the biology and chemistry curricula."

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

No Nesting

The Beer Whisperer

"Me too, I love these dog friendly pubs!"

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

'Cloudy beer! Global warming!'

"thanks for all your efforts Harry, but I am still going to have to sell the place."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

You shouldn't knock them back so quickly. I had one stolen once!

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."