Ping-pong Players Gifts

"To this day I have nightmares about ping-pong balls landing in our bowl."

Camping-Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

Dummies Books.

Table tennis.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Safety meeting.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

Ping Pong

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

conversing using table tennis technology

Ping Pong Handshake.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Ping Kong

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'The sooner we can fix the company's financial problem, the sooner we can get to beer pong.'

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.