Ping Pong Fanatic Gifts

'This is a table for two.'

Camping-Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Table tennis.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Safety meeting.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

Ping Pong Handshake.

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

Ping Kong

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

'The sooner we can fix the company's financial problem, the sooner we can get to beer pong.'

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

Children trying to play table tennis