Ping Pong Lover Gifts

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

Camping-Pong

Ping Pong

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Table tennis.

Stubborn Horses

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Riding Accidents

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Learning to Ride

Safety meeting.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"She just seemed to lose all ambition when Mark Phillips got married."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

And balance with practice.

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Make him warm and comfortable...