Pong Enthusiasts Gifts

COWS: Cow Pong

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Camping-Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Table tennis.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Safety meeting.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Ping Pong

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

"So that's it then? Just the one trick?"

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

Ping Pong Handshake.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

"Looks like you'd better cancel poker night.

Ping Kong

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself