Ping Pong Aficionados Gifts

Table Tennis ball-boys

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

COWS: Cow Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Table tennis.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Safety meeting.

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

Ping Pong Handshake.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

Ping Kong

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

"Looks like you'd better cancel poker night.

"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."