Ping Pong Devotee Gifts

PE Store.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Camping-Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

COWS: Cow Pong

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Table tennis.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Making Christmas Pudding.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Safety meeting.

Banana Split

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Captive Audience.

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

Ping Pong

"I'd like seconds!"

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Happy Christmas Pudding and Dog

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

At the end of a meal, Maude always has a dessert wine. Maude says: 'Oh Please can I have the chocolate pud! Pleeeeeaaase!'

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

conversing using table tennis technology

Boy jumps over ping pong table.