Ping Pong Pro Gifts

Man swallowing table tennis ball

'He tried to jump over the net.'

Table tennis.

"Get some paddles, stat!"

Camping-Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Safety meeting.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

Ping Pong

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong Handshake.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

conversing using table tennis technology

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

Ping Kong

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'The sooner we can fix the company's financial problem, the sooner we can get to beer pong.'

Children trying to play table tennis