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Man swallowing table tennis ball

'He tried to jump over the net.'

Table tennis.

"Get some paddles, stat!"

Camping-Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Safety meeting.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

Ping Pong

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

Ping Pong Handshake.

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

Ping Kong

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

Children trying to play table tennis

'The sooner we can fix the company's financial problem, the sooner we can get to beer pong.'