Ping-pong Warrior T-Shirts

World Ping-Pong Federation.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Camping-Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Mod Kwan Doh

Table tennis.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Safety meeting.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Fencing Lessons

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

Ping Pong

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

conversing using table tennis technology

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

Ping Pong Handshake.

"This will illustrate our problem - I wanted to go for counseling but he wanted to do a paintball grudge match."

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'I'm taking no chances tonight.'

Sword Fight

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

Ping Kong

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"