Ping Pong Gifts

Competitive table tennis

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'Now keep your mouth shut. This is our last ball.'

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'Here's an empty table.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Children trying to play table tennis

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

N.Y.C. Ping Pong Assoc. 2nd Floor

Ping Pong

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Dr. McWit likes to show off his multitasking skills.

Ping Pong Handshake.

"Get some paddles, stat!"

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Camping-Pong

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

World Ping-Pong Federation

Man swallowing table tennis ball

'I'm always happy to be taking incoming fire with no available support. . . as long as I know the table tennis tournament will be well protected.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Ping-Pong in the stone age.'

Young lady excited to meet the amateur table tennis champion of Peckham.

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Ping Pong Heimlich

Ukraine Ping-Pong

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

Natural Disasters

COWS: Cow Pong