Ping Pong Champion Gifts

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Camping-Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Table tennis.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Safety meeting.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

Ping Pong

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

Ping Pong Handshake.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

Ping Kong

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Children trying to play table tennis

'The sooner we can fix the company's financial problem, the sooner we can get to beer pong.'

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

'He tried to jump over the net.'