Ping Pong Champion Gifts

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Camping-Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Table tennis.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Safety meeting.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

Ping Pong Handshake.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

conversing using table tennis technology

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Ping Kong

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'The sooner we can fix the company's financial problem, the sooner we can get to beer pong.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Children trying to play table tennis

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'