Playful Pong Player Gifts

Ping Pong Handshake.

Camping-Pong

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Table tennis.

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Goalie Wall.

Safety meeting.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Ping Pong

Surfin' the web.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'