Playful Pong Player Gifts

Ping Pong Handshake.

Camping-Pong

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

COWS: Cow Pong

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Table tennis.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Goalie Wall.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Safety meeting.

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

Mobile Holmes.

Surfin' the web.

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

conversing using table tennis technology

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"