Pigeon Fancying Gifts

Northern stereotype on website called 'Eee-By- Gum- Bay'.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

'Aren't collar doves cute!'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

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Bird Messaging

Carrier Pigeons

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Dreams of different species.

'Not more junk mail!'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

"I told your parents I would convert."

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

Second homing pigeon

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"You have two unread messages."