Pigeon Fancying Pillows

Northern stereotype on website called 'Eee-By- Gum- Bay'.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

Pigeon Memos

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Aren't collar doves cute!'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Dreams of different species.

'Not more junk mail!'

"I told your parents I would convert."

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

Second homing pigeon

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

"You have two unread messages."