Pig Out Specialist Gifts

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Hamlet

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Pig's Human Bank

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Football.

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...