Pie Chart Humorist Gifts

"What the teacher didn't tell you is that owning 51% of the pie is as goo as owning the whole pie."

Why Cows Leave Home

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

Elevator Music

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Bell Curve. Bell Curve after a few beers.

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Pie chart of pub conversations

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

Why graphs are confusing

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'You'll be happy to know there's nothing wrong with you. That will be four thousand, three hundred and eighty two dollars.'

'...with a 38% chance that death do us part.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

'Does grandma still outrank you?'

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"Hey, Venn - back off! I'm a pie chart."

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Quartet in the snow.