Pie Chart Enthusiast Gifts

'I think we could understand this better if it were a pie chart.'

Why Cows Leave Home

"What part of no don't you understand?"

Dodgy Meat Pie

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

'I'm a marketing manager and I'm overweight because I can't resist the pie charts.'

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"I might just get a pie."

Husband bakes a pie

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"