Pie Chart Enthusiast Gifts

'I think we could understand this better if it were a pie chart.'

Why Cows Leave Home

"What part of no don't you understand?"

Dodgy Meat Pie

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

'I'm a marketing manager and I'm overweight because I can't resist the pie charts.'

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

Husband bakes a pie

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I might just get a pie."

Non-Humble Pie.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'