Pie Chart Analyst Gifts

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Hot Pie Therapy

Why Cows Leave Home

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Granny with balanced pie chart

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Business Outlook

"Cut down on the custard pies."

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'This is where we hired Felder. All those in favor of going back in time and not hiring Felder...'