Pew Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the clever and humorous spirit of pew humorists? Our collection features fun, cartoon-style designs that bring a smile and showcase their creative personality in mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints.

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'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!' mockup

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

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Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells. mockup

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

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Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua. mockup

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

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"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier." mockup

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

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Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are. mockup

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

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"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..." mockup

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

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'You've made a powerful enemy'

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"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas." mockup

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

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"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over." mockup

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.' mockup

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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Fish with a human in a bowl.

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"We're going to the Vet aren't we." mockup

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

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Cats at private view

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Dogs life

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'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!' mockup

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

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'Out, damned Spot.'

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Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless. mockup

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

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'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!' mockup

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

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Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

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"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?" mockup

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

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'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

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"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network." mockup

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

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Clown walks balloon dog

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Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse! mockup

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

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"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window." mockup

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

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Mouse on an Exercise Bike

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"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

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'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?' mockup

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

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"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?" mockup

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

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'Now that's what I call rejection.' mockup

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

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'I'd like the tongue, please.'

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"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?" mockup

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

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'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.' mockup

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

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Magic Act

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"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?" mockup

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

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Pew Humorist Gifts Collection

Pew Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for pew humorists—perfect for brightening mornings or for coffee lovers with a comedic twist.

Pew Humorist Pillows

Find amusing pillows featuring clever cartoons—ideal for adding personality and humor to any living space.

Pew Humorist Prints

Decorate with humorous prints that celebrate the wit and creativity of pew humorists, making their walls a conversation starter.

Pew Humorist T-Shirts

Discover funny, creative t-shirts that let pew humorists wear their humor on their sleeve and share a laugh wherever they go.